ugh the bathroom is occupied right now. i HATE having to hold my pea
You don’t understand how hard I fucking laughed CHOCOLATE MILK SQUIRTED OUT MY NOSE
for every note this post gets you’re donating $1 for my surgery to become a teletubbie
$18 that’s not even enough for my fucking antenna come on
do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
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